January 2010
“Are you a Fuckable Chunk or a Chunckable Fuck”
– Ilya Fridman @Marc Walls
nouveaumacabresexbonfire:
The iPad is magical in the sense that a curse is a type of magic.
Curses are evil and are filled with malcontent where the ipad is a harmless piece of shit, I consider it magical in the same way I consider carrot-top a comedian…
itakemytwistwithashout:
marckymarc:
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itakemytwistwithashout:
marckymarc:
Fuck you!...
itakemytwistwithashout:
marckymarc:
Fuck you!...
&Ilya
funkymarmoset:
mansir:
britishindiedarling:
As an alternative to my tiger/monkey hybrid, what about combining an Owl and an Octopus…and owlopus? octopowl? I just saw a picture of a necklace that combined the two…. glorious stuff.
This sounds marvelous, link please. I must say, not only that, but that sounds creepy as hell.
Wut about a Dire Owl? Those things haunt both my dreams and...
Fuck you! Fuck you very very much!*
Lily Allen is...
One Burrito, Two Burrito, Three Burrito, Four!
Got my Chipotle Giftcards for 1 free burrito (and they really are gift cards) bastards only gave me 4 but 4 is 4 so first come first serve next time we go to chipotle Ilya has dibs and I have dibs so call it now BITCHES!*
*This does not apply to those out of state unless the time which we go to chipotle is congruent with you being here and your dibsing time, I will be moderator of who has it...
Cleverbot
hyuga:
I decided to have a conversation wit Cleverbot. It turned eerie…
User: How’s your day?
Cleverbot: My day is delightful.
User: What made it so delightful?
Cleverbot: I got to sleep in. User: I’m back in college. Sleeping in is not a commodity, but getting drunk is. Cleverbot: I agree with the treehouse, but drunk swimming sounds dangerous. Plus I’m under-aged. User: Being under-aged...
Bitching at its Best
Marc,
Thank you for writing us, and I am sorry for your experience. We are sorry if our clocks at this restaurant were in error, and we will investigate that at our restaurant for sure to make sure they are completely accurate for the future. In the meantime, it is true that we are unable to let potential customers/friends into our restaurants after our official closing time for security reasons...
BTW Crayon Physics Deluxe
Great game for guys and gals, and I know you can easily pirate it but it is an indie game and it is its first birthday so they have a name your own price day so instead of pirating take a moment and spend just 1 penny if you feel so inclined for this game. Truly the physics in this is wonderful and you can play with them in the demo! http://www.crayonphysics.com/
mansir:
nouveaumacabresexbonfire:
Oh yeah btw this is all CGI.
That was pretty neat. The first 3ish minutes looked amazingly real, afterwards, you could kinda tell. Though that’s not to say it wasn’t awesome.
All of it was beautiful and the level of work they had to put in for that must have been amazing, even if they had preloaded textures and physics’s to just model all that would...
The Letter to Chipotle
I have been a regular patron at Chipotle since the first ones opened up in Illinois. Sadly last night was one of the worst experiences I have had and sadly I must say it will probably be my last. That night after viewing the movie nine at the nearby theatre my friends and I (10 of us in total) decided to grab some dinner at the Chipotle in Bolingbrook. We got in alright we got our food alright...
“Shut the fuck up you dumb little two year old bitch, what the fuck are you going...”
– Paraphrased Version of Vlad’s Final Comment in TF2
“I am the Pussy-Master and I want your dick real hard Marco!”
– Circle of Death